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TEST KITCHEN

TEST KITCHEN

This is where we break the rules.

The Last Crumb Test Kitchen is our monthly rotation of never-before-released flavors — created, tested, and baked in limited runs. Once a flavor leaves the Test Kitchen, it’s gone. No repeats. No reruns. No exceptions.

Some cookies never make it to the main menu.

Some never make it anywhere else at all.

Flavor of The Month:

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Remember the iconic Oatmeal Creme Pies that were the most sought-after item in lunchroom trades? Well, Little Debbie ditched the pigtails, developed expensive taste, and grew curves in all the right places. She commands boardrooms by day and turns heads in VIP lounges by night. The sweet, innocent snack of your childhood is now a sophisticated boss babe with BDE (Big Deborah Energy).

From the Head Baker To Our Taste Testers

This is where we break the rules.

The Last Crumb Test Kitchen is our monthly rotation of never-before-released flavors — created, tested, and baked in limited runs. Once a flavor leaves the Test Kitchen, it’s gone. No repeats. No reruns. No exceptions.

Some cookies never make it to the main menu.

Some never make it anywhere else at all.

Flavor of The Month:

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Remember the iconic Oatmeal Creme Pies that were the most sought-after item in lunchroom trades? Well, Little Debbie ditched the pigtails, developed expensive taste, and grew curves in all the right places. She commands boardrooms by day and turns heads in VIP lounges by night. The sweet, innocent snack of your childhood is now a sophisticated boss babe with BDE (Big Deborah Energy).

  • New flavors every month
    A rotating lineup of experimental cookies you won't find anywhere else.

  • No repeats. Ever.
    Once a flavor ships, it's retired. Permanently.

  • Subscriber-only access
    Certain Test Kitchen flavors are exclusive to subscribers and never sold à la carte.

  • Delivered monthly
    Automatically shipped so you never miss a drop.

  • 10% off every Test Kitchen box
    Because loyalty deserves perks.

  • Early + exclusive access
    Subscribers get first dibs on our boldest creations.

  • Total flexibility
    Skip a month, pause, or cancel anytime — no guilt, no hoops.

  • Zero commitment energy
    Stay for the flavors. Leave whenever you want.

We always ship cookies the same day they're baked for the freshest experience imaginable. Your order will be fulfilled on the next baking day (Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday). Once your cookies leave our kitchen, it typically takes 1-3 business days to deliver to your door.

TEST KITCHEN

FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE

ELEVATED RECIPES

WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS

HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE

  • BAKED TO ORDER
    Each order is freshly baked, and shipped same-day from our oven to your door.
  • ELEVATED RECIPES
    Every flavor is formulated with a unique base dough, baking temp, mix-ins, and garnish.
  • SMALL-BATCH INGREDIENTS
    The world's most luxurious ingredients throwing a VIP gala in your mouth.
  • CRAFTED BY HAND
    Always hand-rolled, hand-chopped, hand-pulled, hand-made.
  • BAKED TO ORDER
    Each order is freshly baked, and shipped same-day from our oven to your door.
  • ELEVATED RECIPES
    Every flavor is formulated with a unique base dough, baking temp, mix-ins, and garnish.
  • SMALL-BATCH INGREDIENTS
    The world's most luxurious ingredients throwing a VIP gala in your mouth.
  • CRAFTED BY HAND
    Always hand-rolled, hand-chopped, hand-pulled, hand-made.
  • BAKED TO ORDER
    Each order is freshly baked, and shipped same-day from our oven to your door.
  • ELEVATED RECIPES
    Every flavor is formulated with a unique base dough, baking temp, mix-ins, and garnish.
  • SMALL-BATCH INGREDIENTS
    The world's most luxurious ingredients throwing a VIP gala in your mouth.
  • CRAFTED BY HAND
    Always hand-rolled, hand-chopped, hand-pulled, hand-made.

Unrivaled standards

  • Some brands cut corners—we bake the long way. Always hand-made and built from scratch: our jams are slow-cooked, our nut butters stone-ground, our chocolate hand-chopped. No industrial stabilizers, no artificial flavors, no mass-produced shortcuts—just relentless perfection. Store bought? Kick rocks.

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  • We don’t just melt butter—we take ours to the edge, transforming it into something darker, deeper, and straight-up intoxicating. Pushing past its smoke point until the milk solids toast, creating a cascade of Maillard reactions that release hundreds of aromatic compounds: hazelnut, toffee, even whispers of bourbon. This isn’t your standard “buttery” base—it’s a foundation of nutty, toasty, layered complexity. This is why our cookies taste like money.

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  • Chocolate is a fickle mistress. Treat it wrong, and you’re screwed. But tempering isn’t just about making chocolate glossy—it’s a controlled manipulation of cocoa butter’s six crystal forms. By heating and cooling it to precise temperatures, we ensure only the most stable structure survives. The result? A sharp snap, an impossibly smooth melt, and a finish that shines like it should. This is the difference between gourmet and gas station.

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  • We don’t do one-note sweetness. We torch sugar until it transforms into notes of burnt toffee, espresso, and dark honey. By applying precise thermal degradation, we break down sugar’s molecular bonds, creating volatile compounds—this is the alchemy that gives our toffee shards their signature crack and our caramel swirls a resounding depth. The science of heat meets the art of obsession.

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  • True luxury in flavor and texture comes from mastering emulsions. Whether it’s our house-made nut butters, silky ganaches, or fruit reductions, we use controlled agitation and temperature precision to create ultra-smooth, flavor-packed spreads. No shortcuts, no separation, just pure, smooth luxury.

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  • Salt isn’t an afterthought, it’s a strategic and structural decision. We layer fine, flaked, and infused salts at varying stages of the bake, resulting in a dynamic flavor release—an initial hit of sweetness, a delayed punch that amplifies richness, and a final lingering note that keeps you salivating for another perfectly calibrated bite.

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  • Good dough takes time. We let ours rest, allowing the flour to fully hydrate, giving enzymes space to break down, sugars time to deepen, and flavors a chance to evolve. This nuanced shift enhances the structure of our cookies, ensuring a perfect balance of crispy, chewy, and melt-in-your-mouth tenderness. The result? Cookies that are stupidly rich and impossibly good.

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Time is a luxury

Our 3-day baking process

Time is a luxury

Our 3-day baking process

Better Butter

Some people melt butter, others brown it—we go a step further. Our secret recipe requires caramelizing European high-fat butter a day in advance of the dough, to allow the decadent sweetness to build. Machines can't do this—it requires a real human to ensure it's done right.

Dough Baby Dough

We hand mix the cookie dough and add in its premium ingredients, but the real secret is what comes next—rest. As cookie dough ages and dries, the sugar concentration increases, enhancing browning. The butter solidifies and absorbs into the dough, forging our signature rich texture.

Bake, Box, Ship

With the flavors perfectly balanced and texture contrasted, we bake the cookies, add the finishing garnish, package them, and ship them to you that same day. The individually-sealed pouches keep cookies fresh for up to two weeks. (But they'll be gone long before then).

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