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Celebrate Everything
Have Your Cake
Celebrate Everything
Have Your Cake
Some celebrations deserve more than a cheap card and a pat on the back. We’re talking true luxury, worthy of a major milestone—not some rinky-dink party in a dusty old pizza parlor. Tell Uncle Fitzgerald to put the hardware store gift card back in the envelope and remind him this moment calls for more than a plastic trophy from Dollar General. It demands baked perfection: three nostalgic flavors that make every day worth celebrating. Who says you can’t have your cake, and eat cookies too?
Some celebrations deserve more than a cheap card and a pat on the back. We’re talking true luxury, worthy of a major milestone—not some rinky-dink party in a dusty old pizza parlor. Tell Uncle Fitzgerald to put the hardware store gift card back in the envelope and remind him this moment calls for more than a plastic trophy from Dollar General. It demands baked perfection: three nostalgic flavors that make every day worth celebrating. Who says you can’t have your cake, and eat cookies too?
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Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)
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What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)
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The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)

Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)

What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)

The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)

Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)

Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)

What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)

What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)

The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)

The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)

Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)

Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)

Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)

Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)

What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)

What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)

What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)

What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)

The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)

The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)

The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)

The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)
Vanilla sourced from a tropical locale we can't even find on a map. Small-batch chocolate from an exclusive French purveyor with a secret handshake. Our renowned, house-made caramelized butter... Learn more about our top-shelf ingredients down below.
Experts choose to heat cookies in the oven at 350º for 3-5 minutes, or microwave for 10-15 seconds (if you're impatient). Cookies are best enjoyed shared—so cut, cut, pass to your crew. In the unlikely event of leftovers, sealed cookies can be kept out on your counter for up to two weeks, or in the freezer for up to two months.
We always ship cookies the same day they're baked for the freshest experience imaginable. Your order will be fulfilled on the next baking day (Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday). Once your cookies leave our kitchen, it typically takes 1-3 business days to deliver to your door.
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BAKED TO ORDEREach order is freshly baked, and shipped same-day from our oven to your door.
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ELEVATED RECIPESEvery flavor is formulated with a unique base dough, baking temp, mix-ins, and garnish.
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SMALL-BATCH INGREDIENTSThe world's most luxurious ingredients throwing a VIP gala in your mouth.
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CRAFTED BY HANDAlways hand-rolled, hand-chopped, hand-pulled, hand-made.
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BAKED TO ORDEREach order is freshly baked, and shipped same-day from our oven to your door.
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ELEVATED RECIPESEvery flavor is formulated with a unique base dough, baking temp, mix-ins, and garnish.
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SMALL-BATCH INGREDIENTSThe world's most luxurious ingredients throwing a VIP gala in your mouth.
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CRAFTED BY HANDAlways hand-rolled, hand-chopped, hand-pulled, hand-made.
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BAKED TO ORDEREach order is freshly baked, and shipped same-day from our oven to your door.
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ELEVATED RECIPESEvery flavor is formulated with a unique base dough, baking temp, mix-ins, and garnish.
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SMALL-BATCH INGREDIENTSThe world's most luxurious ingredients throwing a VIP gala in your mouth.
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CRAFTED BY HANDAlways hand-rolled, hand-chopped, hand-pulled, hand-made.
MEET THE LEGENDS
Party
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Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)
Cake batter. Why? Uhm… because it’s a birthday cake cookie? Caramelized butter because it’s way tastier (and boujier) than regular butter. Vanilla frosting because everyone hates the asshat that shows up to the Birthday party with some super random icing flavor. Oh, and there is also confetti and sprinkles because we’re celebrating your pretty face.
Nº8
What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)
Apple Cider Vinegar (for the twang). Buttermilk powder (for more twang). Light cocoa base (for a sweet twang). Homemade extra velvety cream cheese frosting to make your taste buds feel like they're on an emotional roller-coaster.
Me Up
Nº5
The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)
Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate. Dutch chocolate. Okay, now we’re just showing off. Espresso, just a hint not enough to leave you jumping off the walls like you’re playing the floor is lava. And, in the center of all of it there's an ooey-gooey chocolate core made of ganache (just a fancy schmancy word for chocolate cream).
Party
Nº2
Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)
Cake batter. Why? Uhm… because it’s a birthday cake cookie? Caramelized butter because it’s way tastier (and boujier) than regular butter. Vanilla frosting because everyone hates the asshat that shows up to the Birthday party with some super random icing flavor. Oh, and there is also confetti and sprinkles because we’re celebrating your pretty face.
Nº8
What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)
Apple Cider Vinegar (for the twang). Buttermilk powder (for more twang). Light cocoa base (for a sweet twang). Homemade extra velvety cream cheese frosting to make your taste buds feel like they're on an emotional roller-coaster.
Me Up
Nº5
The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)
Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate. Dutch chocolate. Okay, now we’re just showing off. Espresso, just a hint not enough to leave you jumping off the walls like you’re playing the floor is lava. And, in the center of all of it there's an ooey-gooey chocolate core made of ganache (just a fancy schmancy word for chocolate cream).
Nº2
Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)
Cake batter. Why? Uhm… because it’s a birthday cake cookie? Caramelized butter because it’s way tastier (and boujier) than regular butter. Vanilla frosting because everyone hates the asshat that shows up to the Birthday party with some super random icing flavor. Oh, and there is also confetti and sprinkles because we’re celebrating your pretty face.

Nº8
What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)
Apple Cider Vinegar (for the twang). Buttermilk powder (for more twang). Light cocoa base (for a sweet twang). Homemade extra velvety cream cheese frosting to make your taste buds feel like they're on an emotional roller-coaster.

Nº5
The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)
Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate. Dutch chocolate. Okay, now we’re just showing off. Espresso, just a hint not enough to leave you jumping off the walls like you’re playing the floor is lava. And, in the center of all of it there's an ooey-gooey chocolate core made of ganache (just a fancy schmancy word for chocolate cream).


World class
ingredients

Slow-Churned Butter

Precision-Milled Flour

Premium French Chocolate

Tahitian Vanilla Beans

Maldon Sea Salt Flakes
Unrivaled standards
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Some brands cut corners—we bake the long way. Always hand-made and built from scratch: our jams are slow-cooked, our nut butters stone-ground, our chocolate hand-chopped. No industrial stabilizers, no artificial flavors, no mass-produced shortcuts—just relentless perfection. Store bought? Kick rocks.
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We don’t just melt butter—we take ours to the edge, transforming it into something darker, deeper, and straight-up intoxicating. Pushing past its smoke point until the milk solids toast, creating a cascade of Maillard reactions that release hundreds of aromatic compounds: hazelnut, toffee, even whispers of bourbon. This isn’t your standard “buttery” base—it’s a foundation of nutty, toasty, layered complexity. This is why our cookies taste like money.
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Chocolate is a fickle mistress. Treat it wrong, and you’re screwed. But tempering isn’t just about making chocolate glossy—it’s a controlled manipulation of cocoa butter’s six crystal forms. By heating and cooling it to precise temperatures, we ensure only the most stable structure survives. The result? A sharp snap, an impossibly smooth melt, and a finish that shines like it should. This is the difference between gourmet and gas station.
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We don’t do one-note sweetness. We torch sugar until it transforms into notes of burnt toffee, espresso, and dark honey. By applying precise thermal degradation, we break down sugar’s molecular bonds, creating volatile compounds—this is the alchemy that gives our toffee shards their signature crack and our caramel swirls a resounding depth. The science of heat meets the art of obsession.
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True luxury in flavor and texture comes from mastering emulsions. Whether it’s our house-made nut butters, silky ganaches, or fruit reductions, we use controlled agitation and temperature precision to create ultra-smooth, flavor-packed spreads. No shortcuts, no separation, just pure, smooth luxury.
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Salt isn’t an afterthought, it’s a strategic and structural decision. We layer fine, flaked, and infused salts at varying stages of the bake, resulting in a dynamic flavor release—an initial hit of sweetness, a delayed punch that amplifies richness, and a final lingering note that keeps you salivating for another perfectly calibrated bite.
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Good dough takes time. We let ours rest, allowing the flour to fully hydrate, giving enzymes space to break down, sugars time to deepen, and flavors a chance to evolve. This nuanced shift enhances the structure of our cookies, ensuring a perfect balance of crispy, chewy, and melt-in-your-mouth tenderness. The result? Cookies that are stupidly rich and impossibly good.







Time is a luxury
Our 3-day baking process
Time is a luxury
Our 3-day baking process
Better Butter
Some people melt butter, others brown it—we go a step further. Our secret recipe requires caramelizing European high-fat butter a day in advance of the dough, to allow the decadent sweetness to build. Machines can't do this—it requires a real human to ensure it's done right.
Dough Baby Dough
We hand mix the cookie dough and add in its premium ingredients, but the real secret is what comes next—rest. As cookie dough ages and dries, the sugar concentration increases, enhancing browning. The butter solidifies and absorbs into the dough, forging our signature rich texture.
Bake, Box, Ship
With the flavors perfectly balanced and texture contrasted, we bake the cookies, add the finishing garnish, package them, and ship them to you that same day. The individually-sealed pouches keep cookies fresh for up to two weeks. (But they'll be gone long before then).



FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE
ELEVATED RECIPES
WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS
HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE
FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE
ELEVATED RECIPES
WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS
HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE
FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE
ELEVATED RECIPES
WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS
HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE
FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE
ELEVATED RECIPES
WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS
HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE