The Spring Riot Collection
It was springtime in Paris, 1913. Throngs of well-dressed theatergoers took their seats for the premiere of Igor Stravinsky’s newest ballet, The Rite of Spring. What unfolded as the orchestra played their first notes can only be described as a riot. The audience was outraged, shouting and throwing things amidst the chaos. The pace was too fast and the choreography too avant-garde, utterly violating their Edwardian sensibilities.
What does this have to do with cookies? Consider this your warning before you take your first bite. Like Stravinsky’s score, these flavors are full of complex innovations. Ahead of their time. Too good to understand. Primordial, elemental, revelatory, even. Featuring six delectable flavors so unbelievably delicious, you may just riot out of pure disbelief.
- When Life Gives You Lemons (Lemon Bar)
- Not Today, Mr. Muffin Man (Blueberry Muffin)
- Donkey Kong (Banana Cream Pie)
- Dazzle Me Darling (Chocolate Covered Strawberries)
- Florida Man (Key Lime Pie)
- Stiffler's Mom (Oatmeal Apple Pie)
So, when was the last time you were outraged by how good a cookie was? Life’s too short and spring goes by too fast. Order yourself the best damn cookies in existence, and buckle up for a wild, fresh, zesty ride. (Add gift note at checkout)
