The Naughty List
These cookies are the only gift worth giving. Spoil your friends — or treat yourself — to flavors so good they’ll have you feeling naughty.
Don’t you dare throw these merry morsels down the chimney. Naughty or nice is up to you, but we know we feel a tinge of mischief when we bite into Après Spice, our new spiced ginger raspberry cookie. Red Velvet AF, Better Than Sex, and Ooh, Baby sound like they need parental advisory. Creme De La Crumb is no prude. And Lump of Coal? Yeah, we know who those are for.
The Naughty List celebrates those who indulge, who know it feels good to misbehave every now and then, and that you can’t have a redemption arc without a stint on The List. Get ready for our comeback, but not yet — we love it here.
INSIDE THE BOX
N° Xx - Spiced Ginger Raspberry
N° 05 - Lump of Coal (Chocolate Lava)
N° 35 - Red Velvet AF (Red Velvet 2.0)
N° 29 - Ooh, Baby (Ube)
N° 14 - Creme De La Crumb (Cookies and Cream)
N° 01 - Better Than Sex (Chocolate Chip)
Dozen includes two of each flavor, DiCaprio includes four of each.
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(ADD GIFT NOTE AT CHECKOUT)MEET THE COOKIES BEFORE YOU EAT THE COOKIES
APRÈS SPICE
Freshly grated ginger, for zing and zest. Accentuated by a quintet of spices—nutmeg, clove, black pepper, cinnamon, and yes, more ginger spice. Molasses for depth and density and chew. Tart and sweet raspberries to cut through the warmth. Last but not least, chunks of luscious French white chocolate to bring it all together.
LAST CRUMB EXPERIENCE
We've constructed a luxe black box that will deliver your cookies in damn near perfect condition while keeping them looking pretty, too. Once the box reaches your doorstep, you'll get to indulge in the world of handcrafted cookies freshly baked at the Last Crumb HQ. What you do with the box after is up to you... it wouldn't be the first time that someone stored love letters in it.
THE COOKIE FINISH
The bakers at the Last Crumb HQ have a niche for never leaving a cookie left unfinished. Each sweet morsel of crumbs have been finished with handmade toppings including ripe fruit streusels, crumb coats accompanied by fluffy cake crumbs, and fresh lime and lemon zest... that's to name a few. Finishing is the best part, don't settle for just any lazy baker.
THE COOKIE BREAK
Our Head Baker was on a mission to break the boundaries by turning the world's most half-assed dessert into a cookie worthy of a Michelin Star. These cookies are prepared with hand-selected premium ingredients imported from across the entire damn planet and filled with enough flavor to make your tastebuds breakdance on your tongue.
COMMON QUESTIONS
WHEN DO THEY SHIP?
All preorders will ship the week of December 16th. Once your Last Crumb leaves the kitchen, it typically takes 1-4 business days to deliver to your door.
WHAT IS THE SHELF LIFE OF THESE COOKIES?
Two weeks – they’re not packed to the brim with preservatives. With that said, due to our wildly advanced packaging technology, they remain at peak freshness for up to two weeks before starting to stale. If you think it’ll take longer than 2 weeks to consume, we recommend sticking them in the freezer as soon as you receive them. Freezing can keep them fresh for up to a month!
MY COOKIES ARRIVED SOFT/MELTED. WHAT DO I DO?
We don't mess around. Your cookies are baked fresh and shipped same day. But hey, let's keep it real - when temperatures soar, things can melt. But don’t worry—those cookies will still taste damn good. Just pop 'em in the fridge for a bit, pour yourself an ice-cold glass of milk, and let the flavors take you back to simpler times.If you experience any major issues, snap some photos and send them over to our team at hello@lastcrumb.com and they’ll do their best to help!