Three variations of chocolate: dark chocolate, rich chocolate and milk chocolate. A mix of both chips and chunks for textural variation. Caramelized butter based dough with the slightest hint of coffee to leave your taste buds guessing. Maldon sea salt, just a pinch, to make you salivate and balance out the sweetness.

Peanut butter, always natural. Peanut butter cups and chips. Peanut butter swirl. Milk Chocolate. Maldon Sea Salt, sprinkled to taste. With most peanut butter cookies you get but a faint tickle of peanut butter. With this one, you’ll feel like you’re caught in a delicious peanut butter thunderstorm.

Lemon, obviously. Lemon zest (for zest). Lemon pudding and vanilla beans to add some gooey, fatty sweetness to that zest.

Oreos and a whole lot of them. Oreo Filling Swirl made in-house to fill in the gaps. Chocolate, semisweet like you. Layers and layers of Vanilla Buttercream. And, to top it all off, a homemade Oreo Crumble.

Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate. Dutch chocolate. Okay, now we’re just showing off. Espresso, just a hint not enough to leave you jumping off the walls like you’re playing the floor is lava. And, in the center of all of it there’s an ooey-gooey chocolate core made of ganache (just a fancy schmancy word for chocolate cream).

Wild blueberries from Maine or somewhere near Maine. Those same wild blueberries made into a puree. And, of course, streusel. Crafted on Drury Lane directly across from the Muffin Man’s headquarters.

Bananas. Like the actual banana, not the fake kind our chemists will have to lie about years down the road. We don’t even have chemists. We’re talkin’ real, ripe, electric yellow bananas accompanied by velvety marshmallows, voluptuous pudding, crispy vanilla wafers, and white chocolate chips that melt as soon as they touch your tongue.

There are the microwavable cinnamon rolls you have to beat against your countertop like a sick twisted game of whack-a-mole and then there is this one. Cinnamon, like you’ve never tasted before. Cinnamon swirl so picturesque you’d want to hang it on your living room wall. Vanilla Bean Cream Cheese Icing, frantically blanketed over the top of this mound like a worried mother whose child has caught a cold.

Surprise flavor.

No set schedule.

No set quantity.