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Our Signature
The Core Collection
Our Signature
The Core Collection
A dozen handmade and freshly baked cookies, each created with the finest ingredients and meticulous craftsmanship. Assorted by Head Baker to showcase flavor profiles that will evoke past memories or make the present sweet enough to remember, the standard-raising Core Collection proves that not all boxes of cookies are created equal.
A dozen handmade and freshly baked cookies, each created with the finest ingredients and meticulous craftsmanship. Assorted by Head Baker to showcase flavor profiles that will evoke past memories or make the present sweet enough to remember, the standard-raising Core Collection proves that not all boxes of cookies are created equal.
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Better Than Sex
(Chocolate Chip)
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Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)
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The Madonna
(Peanut Butter)
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When Life Gives You Lemons
(Lemon Bar)
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The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)
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Macadamnia
(Salted Caramel Macadamia)
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The James Dean
(Oreo Milkshake)
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What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)
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Not Today Mr. Muffin Man
(Blueberry Muffin)
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Netflix And Crunch
(Cinnamon Toast Crunch)
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S'mores Sans Campfire
(S'mores)
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Donkey Kong
(Banana Cream Pie)

Better Than Sex
(Chocolate Chip)

Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)

The Madonna
(Peanut Butter)

When Life Gives You Lemons
(Lemon Bar)

The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)

Macadamnia
(Salted Caramel Macadamia)

The James Dean
(Oreo Milkshake)

What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)

Not Today Mr. Muffin Man
(Blueberry Muffin)

Netflix And Crunch
(Cinnamon Toast Crunch)

S'mores Sans Campfire
(S'mores)

Donkey Kong
(Banana Cream Pie)

Better Than Sex
(Chocolate Chip)

Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)

The Madonna
(Peanut Butter)

When Life Gives You Lemons
(Lemon Bar)

The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)

Macadamnia
(Salted Caramel Macadamia)

The James Dean
(Oreo Milkshake)

What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)

Not Today Mr. Muffin Man
(Blueberry Muffin)

Netflix And Crunch
(Cinnamon Toast Crunch)

S'mores Sans Campfire
(S'mores)

Donkey Kong
(Banana Cream Pie)
Vanilla sourced from a tropical locale we can't even find on a map. Small-batch chocolate from an exclusive French purveyor with a secret handshake. Our renowned, house-made caramelized butter... Learn more about our top-shelf ingredients down below.
Experts choose to heat cookies in the oven at 350º for 3-5 minutes, or microwave for 10-15 seconds (if you're impatient). Cookies are best enjoyed shared—so cut, cut, pass to your crew. In the unlikely event of leftovers, sealed cookies can be kept out on your counter for up to two weeks, or in the freezer for up to two months.
We always ship cookies the same day they're baked for the freshest experience imaginable. Your order will be fulfilled on the next baking day (Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday). Once your cookies leave our kitchen, it typically takes 1-3 business days to deliver to your door.
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BAKED TO ORDEREach order is freshly baked, and shipped same-day from our oven to your door.
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ELEVATED RECIPESEvery flavor is formulated with a unique base dough, baking temp, mix-ins, and garnish.
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SMALL-BATCH INGREDIENTSThe world's most luxurious ingredients throwing a VIP gala in your mouth.
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CRAFTED BY HANDAlways hand-rolled, hand-chopped, hand-pulled, hand-made.
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BAKED TO ORDEREach order is freshly baked, and shipped same-day from our oven to your door.
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ELEVATED RECIPESEvery flavor is formulated with a unique base dough, baking temp, mix-ins, and garnish.
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SMALL-BATCH INGREDIENTSThe world's most luxurious ingredients throwing a VIP gala in your mouth.
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CRAFTED BY HANDAlways hand-rolled, hand-chopped, hand-pulled, hand-made.
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BAKED TO ORDEREach order is freshly baked, and shipped same-day from our oven to your door.
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ELEVATED RECIPESEvery flavor is formulated with a unique base dough, baking temp, mix-ins, and garnish.
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SMALL-BATCH INGREDIENTSThe world's most luxurious ingredients throwing a VIP gala in your mouth.
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CRAFTED BY HANDAlways hand-rolled, hand-chopped, hand-pulled, hand-made.
MEET THE COOKIES
Nº1
Better Than S*x
(Chocolate Chip)
Three variations of chocolate: dark chocolate, rich chocolate and milk chocolate. A mix of both chips and chunks for textural variation. Caramelized butter based dough with the slightest hint of coffee to leave your taste buds guessing. Maldon sea salt, just a pinch, to make you salivate and balance out the sweetness.
Party
Nº2
Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)
Cake batter. Why? Uhm… because it’s a birthday cake cookie? Caramelized butter because it’s way tastier (and boujier) than regular butter. Vanilla frosting because everyone hates the asshat that shows up to the Birthday party with some super random icing flavor. Oh, and there is also confetti and sprinkles because we’re celebrating your pretty face.
Nº3
The Madonna
(Peanut Butter)
Peanut butter, always natural. Peanut butter cups and chips. Peanut butter swirl. Milk Chocolate. Maldon Sea Salt, sprinkled to taste. With most peanut butter cookies you get but a faint tickle of peanut butter. With this one, you’ll feel like you’re caught in a delicious peanut butter thunderstorm.
Nº4
When Life Gives You Lemons
(Lemon Bar)
Lemon, obviously. Lemon zest (for zest). Lemon pudding and vanilla beans to add some gooey, fatty sweetness to that zest.
Me Up
Nº5
The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)
Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate. Dutch chocolate. Okay, now we’re just showing off. Espresso, just a hint not enough to leave you jumping off the walls like you’re playing the floor is lava. And, in the center of all of it there's an ooey-gooey chocolate core made of ganache (just a fancy schmancy word for chocolate cream).
Nº6
Macadamnia
(Salted Caramel Macadamia)
Macadamia Nuts, toasted. Butter, caramelized. Caramel, salted. Extra rich thick cut white chocolate chunks. A nice sprinkling of Maldon Sea Salt.
Nº7
The James Dean
(Oreo Milkshake)
Milk, malted. Malt balls. Light cocoa. Chocolate, both white and semi-sweet. Oreos, in fat chunks because no one likes Oreo pixy-dust.
Nº8
What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)
Apple Cider Vinegar (for the twang). Buttermilk powder (for more twang). Light cocoa base (for a sweet twang). Homemade extra velvety cream cheese frosting to make your taste buds feel like they're on an emotional roller-coaster.
Nº9
Not Today Mr. Muffin Man
(Blueberry Muffin)
Wild blueberries from Maine or somewhere near Maine. Those same wild blueberries made into a puree. And, of course, streusel. Crafted on Drury Lane directly across from the Muffin Man’s headquarters.
Nº10
Netflix And Crunch
(Cinnamon Toast Crunch)
Cinnamon, duh. Sugar, duh. Everything nice, duh. Cinnamon streusel, cinnamon graham cracker crust and a generous vanilla milk swirl because we love you. Oh, and we stuff the damn thing with a cinnamon bun filling because we’re deviants.
Nº11
S'mores Sans Campfire
(S'mores)
We’re talking cookie dough crafted from graham crackers — velvety milk chocolate, stupid soft, like it’s been sitting near a fire — and a massive torched marshmallow to top the whole thing off.
Nº12
Donkey Kong
(Banana Cream Pie)
This cookie is bananas. Like, actual banana, not the fake kind that our chemists will have to lie about years down the road. We don’t even have chemists. We're talkin' real, ripe, electric yellow, peel-to-eat bananas accompanied by velvety marshmallows, voluptuous pudding, vanilla wafers and white chocolate chips that melt as soon as they touch your tongue.
Nº1
Better Than S*x
(Chocolate Chip)
Three variations of chocolate: dark chocolate, rich chocolate and milk chocolate. A mix of both chips and chunks for textural variation. Caramelized butter based dough with the slightest hint of coffee to leave your taste buds guessing. Maldon sea salt, just a pinch, to make you salivate and balance out the sweetness.

Nº2
Everything But The Candles
(Birthday Cake)
Cake batter. Why? Uhm… because it’s a birthday cake cookie? Caramelized butter because it’s way tastier (and boujier) than regular butter. Vanilla frosting because everyone hates the asshat that shows up to the Birthday party with some super random icing flavor. Oh, and there is also confetti and sprinkles because we’re celebrating your pretty face.

Nº3
The Madonna
(Peanut Butter)
Peanut butter, always natural. Peanut butter cups and chips. Peanut butter swirl. Milk Chocolate. Maldon Sea Salt, sprinkled to taste. With most peanut butter cookies you get but a faint tickle of peanut butter. With this one, you’ll feel like you’re caught in a delicious peanut butter thunderstorm.

Nº4
When Life Gives You Lemons
(Lemon Bar)
Lemon, obviously. Lemon zest (for zest). Lemon pudding and vanilla beans to add some gooey, fatty sweetness to that zest.

Nº5
The Floor Is Lava
(Chocolate Lava)
Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate. Dutch chocolate. Okay, now we’re just showing off. Espresso, just a hint not enough to leave you jumping off the walls like you’re playing the floor is lava. And, in the center of all of it there's an ooey-gooey chocolate core made of ganache (just a fancy schmancy word for chocolate cream).

Nº6
Macadamnia
(Salted Caramel Macadamia)
Macadamia Nuts, toasted. Butter, caramelized. Caramel, salted. Extra rich thick cut white chocolate chunks. A nice sprinkling of Maldon Sea Salt.

Nº7
The James Dean
(Oreo Milkshake)
Milk, malted. Malt balls. Light cocoa. Chocolate, both white and semi-sweet. Oreos, in fat chunks because no one likes Oreo pixy-dust.

Nº8
What The Velvet
(Red Velvet)
Apple Cider Vinegar (for the twang). Buttermilk powder (for more twang). Light cocoa base (for a sweet twang). Homemade extra velvety cream cheese frosting to make your taste buds feel like they're on an emotional roller-coaster.

Nº9
Not Today Mr. Muffin Man
(Blueberry Muffin)
Wild blueberries from Maine or somewhere near Maine. Those same wild blueberries made into a puree. And, of course, streusel. Crafted on Drury Lane directly across from the Muffin Man’s headquarters.

Nº10
Netflix And Crunch
(Cinnamon Toast Crunch)
Cinnamon, duh. Sugar, duh. Everything nice, duh. Cinnamon streusel, cinnamon graham cracker crust and a generous vanilla milk swirl because we love you. Oh, and we stuff the damn thing with a cinnamon bun filling because we’re deviants.

Nº11
S'mores Sans Campfire
(S'mores)
We’re talking cookie dough crafted from graham crackers — velvety milk chocolate, stupid soft, like it’s been sitting near a fire — and a massive torched marshmallow to top the whole thing off.

Nº12
Donkey Kong
(Banana Cream Pie)
This cookie is bananas. Like, actual banana, not the fake kind that our chemists will have to lie about years down the road. We don’t even have chemists. We're talkin' real, ripe, electric yellow, peel-to-eat bananas accompanied by velvety marshmallows, voluptuous pudding, vanilla wafers and white chocolate chips that melt as soon as they touch your tongue.

THE GOLD STANDARD OF GOLD STANDARDS
World class
ingredients

Slow-Churned Butter

Precision-Milled Flour

Premium French Chocolate

Tahitian Vanilla Beans

Maldon Sea Salt Flakes
Unrivaled standards
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Some brands cut corners—we bake the long way. Always hand-made and built from scratch: our jams are slow-cooked, our nut butters stone-ground, our chocolate hand-chopped. No industrial stabilizers, no artificial flavors, no mass-produced shortcuts—just relentless perfection. Store bought? Kick rocks.
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We don’t just melt butter—we take ours to the edge, transforming it into something darker, deeper, and straight-up intoxicating. Pushing past its smoke point until the milk solids toast, creating a cascade of Maillard reactions that release hundreds of aromatic compounds: hazelnut, toffee, even whispers of bourbon. This isn’t your standard “buttery” base—it’s a foundation of nutty, toasty, layered complexity. This is why our cookies taste like money.
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Chocolate is a fickle mistress. Treat it wrong, and you’re screwed. But tempering isn’t just about making chocolate glossy—it’s a controlled manipulation of cocoa butter’s six crystal forms. By heating and cooling it to precise temperatures, we ensure only the most stable structure survives. The result? A sharp snap, an impossibly smooth melt, and a finish that shines like it should. This is the difference between gourmet and gas station.
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We don’t do one-note sweetness. We torch sugar until it transforms into notes of burnt toffee, espresso, and dark honey. By applying precise thermal degradation, we break down sugar’s molecular bonds, creating volatile compounds—this is the alchemy that gives our toffee shards their signature crack and our caramel swirls a resounding depth. The science of heat meets the art of obsession.
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True luxury in flavor and texture comes from mastering emulsions. Whether it’s our house-made nut butters, silky ganaches, or fruit reductions, we use controlled agitation and temperature precision to create ultra-smooth, flavor-packed spreads. No shortcuts, no separation, just pure, smooth luxury.
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Salt isn’t an afterthought, it’s a strategic and structural decision. We layer fine, flaked, and infused salts at varying stages of the bake, resulting in a dynamic flavor release—an initial hit of sweetness, a delayed punch that amplifies richness, and a final lingering note that keeps you salivating for another perfectly calibrated bite.
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Good dough takes time. We let ours rest, allowing the flour to fully hydrate, giving enzymes space to break down, sugars time to deepen, and flavors a chance to evolve. This nuanced shift enhances the structure of our cookies, ensuring a perfect balance of crispy, chewy, and melt-in-your-mouth tenderness. The result? Cookies that are stupidly rich and impossibly good.







Time is a luxury
Our 3-day baking process
Time is a luxury
Our 3-day baking process
Better Butter
Some people melt butter, others brown it—we go a step further. Our secret recipe requires caramelizing European high-fat butter a day in advance of the dough, to allow the decadent sweetness to build. Machines can't do this—it requires a real human to ensure it's done right.
Dough Baby Dough
We hand mix the cookie dough and add in its premium ingredients, but the real secret is what comes next—rest. As cookie dough ages and dries, the sugar concentration increases, enhancing browning. The butter solidifies and absorbs into the dough, forging our signature rich texture.
Bake, Box, Ship
With the flavors perfectly balanced and texture contrasted, we bake the cookies, add the finishing garnish, package them, and ship them to you that same day. The individually-sealed pouches keep cookies fresh for up to two weeks. (But they'll be gone long before then).



FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE
ELEVATED RECIPES
WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS
HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE
FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE
ELEVATED RECIPES
WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS
HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE
FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE
ELEVATED RECIPES
WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS
HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE
FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE
ELEVATED RECIPES
WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS
HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE