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The Naughty List

The Naughty List

These cookies are the only gift worth giving. Spoil your friends — or treat yourself — to flavors so good they’ll have you feeling naughty. 

Don’t you dare throw these merry morsels down the chimney. Naughty or nice is up to you, but we know we feel a tinge of mischief when we bite into Après Spice, our new spiced ginger raspberry cookie. Red Velvet AF, Better Than Sex, and Ooh, Baby sound like they need parental advisory. Creme De La Crumb is no prude. And Lump of Coal? Yeah, we know who those are for.

The Naughty List celebrates those who indulge, who know it feels good to misbehave every now and then, and that you can’t have a redemption arc without a stint on The List. Get ready for our comeback, but not yet — we love it here.

 

INSIDE THE BOX

N° Xx - Spiced Ginger Raspberry
N° 05 - Lump of Coal (Chocolate Lava)
N° 35 - Red Velvet AF (Red Velvet 2.0)
N° 29 - Ooh, Baby (Ube)
N° 14 - Creme De La Crumb (Cookies and Cream)
N° 01 - Better Than Sex (Chocolate Chip)

Dozen includes two of each flavor, DiCaprio includes four of each.

 

Looking to order multiple boxes? Click here for gift packs. 

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These cookies are the only gift worth giving. Spoil your friends — or treat yourself — to flavors so good they’ll have you feeling naughty. 

Don’t you dare throw these merry morsels down the chimney. Naughty or nice is up to you, but we know we feel a tinge of mischief when we bite into Après Spice, our new spiced ginger raspberry cookie. Red Velvet AF, Better Than Sex, and Ooh, Baby sound like they need parental advisory. Creme De La Crumb is no prude. And Lump of Coal? Yeah, we know who those are for.

The Naughty List celebrates those who indulge, who know it feels good to misbehave every now and then, and that you can’t have a redemption arc without a stint on The List. Get ready for our comeback, but not yet — we love it here.

 

INSIDE THE BOX

N° Xx - Spiced Ginger Raspberry
N° 05 - Lump of Coal (Chocolate Lava)
N° 35 - Red Velvet AF (Red Velvet 2.0)
N° 29 - Ooh, Baby (Ube)
N° 14 - Creme De La Crumb (Cookies and Cream)
N° 01 - Better Than Sex (Chocolate Chip)

Dozen includes two of each flavor, DiCaprio includes four of each.

 

Looking to order multiple boxes? Click here for gift packs. 

The Naughty List

FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE

ELEVATED RECIPES

WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS

HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE

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The Last Crumb Experience

UNRIVALED STANDARDS

  • Some brands cut corners—we bake the long way. Always hand-made and built from scratch: our jams are slow-cooked, our nut butters stone-ground, our chocolate hand-chopped. No industrial stabilizers, no artificial flavors, no mass-produced shortcuts—just relentless perfection. Store bought? Kick rocks.

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  • We don’t just melt butter—we take ours to the edge, transforming it into something darker, deeper, and straight-up intoxicating. Pushing past its smoke point until the milk solids toast, creating a cascade of Maillard reactions that release hundreds of aromatic compounds: hazelnut, toffee, even whispers of bourbon. This isn’t your standard “buttery” base—it’s a foundation of nutty, toasty, layered complexity. This is why our cookies taste like money.

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  • Chocolate is a fickle mistress. Treat it wrong, and you’re screwed. But tempering isn’t just about making chocolate glossy—it’s a controlled manipulation of cocoa butter’s six crystal forms. By heating and cooling it to precise temperatures, we ensure only the most stable structure survives. The result? A sharp snap, an impossibly smooth melt, and a finish that shines like it should. This is the difference between gourmet and gas station.

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  • We don’t do one-note sweetness. We torch sugar until it transforms into notes of burnt toffee, espresso, and dark honey. By applying precise thermal degradation, we break down sugar’s molecular bonds, creating volatile compounds—this is the alchemy that gives our toffee shards their signature crack and our caramel swirls a resounding depth. The science of heat meets the art of obsession.

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  • True luxury in flavor and texture comes from mastering emulsions. Whether it’s our house-made nut butters, silky ganaches, or fruit reductions, we use controlled agitation and temperature precision to create ultra-smooth, flavor-packed spreads. No shortcuts, no separation, just pure, smooth luxury.

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  • Salt isn’t an afterthought, it’s a strategic and structural decision. We layer fine, flaked, and infused salts at varying stages of the bake, resulting in a dynamic flavor release—an initial hit of sweetness, a delayed punch that amplifies richness, and a final lingering note that keeps you salivating for another perfectly calibrated bite.

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  • Good dough takes time. We let ours rest, allowing the flour to fully hydrate, giving enzymes space to break down, sugars time to deepen, and flavors a chance to evolve. This nuanced shift enhances the structure of our cookies, ensuring a perfect balance of crispy, chewy, and melt-in-your-mouth tenderness. The result? Cookies that are stupidly rich and impossibly good.

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TIME IS A LUXURY

OUR 3-DAY BAKING

PROCESS

TIME IS A LUXURY

OUR 3-DAY BAKING

PROCESS

Better Butter

Some people melt butter, others brown it—we go a step further. Our secret recipe requires caramelizing European high-fat butter a day in advance of the dough, to allow the decadent sweetness to build. Machines can't do this—it requires a real human to ensure it's done right.

Dough Baby Dough

We hand mix the cookie dough and add in its premium ingredients, but the real secret is what comes next—rest. As cookie dough ages and dries, the sugar concentration increases, enhancing browning. The butter solidifies and absorbs into the dough, forging our signature rich texture.

Bake, Box, Ship

With the flavors perfectly balanced and texture contrasted, we bake the cookies, add the finishing garnish, package them, and ship them to you that same day. The individually-sealed pouches keep cookies fresh for up to two weeks. (But they'll be gone long before then).

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