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BECOME A CLOUT TASTER

THE TEST KITCHEN SERIES

BECOME A CLOUT TASTER

THE TEST KITCHEN SERIES

From the Test Kitchen to your doorstep. Top-secret flavors no one has ever taste before. Each month, we drop a hyper-limited batch (150 boxes). Subscribing guarantees your spot in every drop for the next six months. We just added 50 more subscription spots — no sellouts, no scramble, no missing out.

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From the Test Kitchen to your doorstep. Top-secret flavors no one has ever taste before. Each month, we drop a hyper-limited batch (150 boxes). Subscribing guarantees your spot in every drop for the next six months. We just added 50 more subscription spots — no sellouts, no scramble, no missing out.

What’s inside? That’s a secret we’re not sharing—yet. But rest assured, every bite is built on top-shelf ingredients. The mystery is real. The quality, undeniable.

We always ship cookies the same day they're baked for the freshest experience imaginable. Your order will be fulfilled on the next baking day (Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday). Once your cookies leave our kitchen, it typically takes 1-3 business days to deliver to your door.

THE TEST KITCHEN SERIES

FRESH-BAKED INDULGENCE

ELEVATED RECIPES

WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS

HANDCRAFTED FOR PLEASURE

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Unlock the Unknown

WORLD CLASS INGREDIENTS

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Slow-Churned Butter

Plugrà European-style butter boasts an 82% butterfat content—significantly higher than standard butter. Plugrà’s slow-churn process and higher butterfat content deliver the depth, complexity, and melt-in-your-mouth tenderness your favorite cookies deserve.
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Precision-Milled Flour

King Arthur's Sir Galahad flour sets the finest foundation with its precise protein content and unparalleled consistency, helping us create structured cookies with complex flavor that only premium flour can deliver.
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Premium French Chocolate

We select Barry Callebaut's premium French chocolate for its exceptional smoothness and complex profile—delivering waves of intense cocoa and a silky-rich finish that defines true chocolate luxury.
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Tahitian Vanilla Beans

Freshly ground Tahitian vanilla beans release intense, floral aromatics like complex notes of cherry blossom and caramel for a depth of flavor that vanilla extract simply can't match.
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Maldon Sea Salt Flakes

Hand-harvested from England's pristine Blackwater estuary since 1882, Maldon's prized sea salt crystals dissolve on your tongue, enhance every detail, add an irresistible crunch, and tie everything together with the perfect finish that transforms each bite into a moment of pure pleasure.

TIME IS A LUXURY

OUR 3-DAY BAKING

PROCESS

TIME IS A LUXURY

OUR 3-DAY BAKING

PROCESS

Better Butter

Some people melt butter, others brown it—we go a step further. Our secret recipe requires caramelizing European high-fat butter a day in advance of the dough, to allow the decadent sweetness to build. Machines can't do this—it requires a real human to ensure it's done right.

Dough Baby Dough

We hand mix the cookie dough and add in its premium ingredients, but the real secret is what comes next—rest. As cookie dough ages and dries, the sugar concentration increases, enhancing browning. The butter solidifies and absorbs into the dough, forging our signature rich texture.

Bake, Box, Ship

With the flavors perfectly balanced and texture contrasted, we bake the cookies, add the finishing garnish, package them, and ship them to you that same day. The individually-sealed pouches keep cookies fresh for up to two weeks. (But they'll be gone long before then).

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