Valentines Day
Collection

A dozen of our best-selling chocolate flavors, handmade, freshly baked and delivered to your door in our limited edition Valentine’s packaging. Baking and shipping same day on a rolling basis starting Feb 1 through Feb 9. You’ll enter our queue once you order and will be notified when shipped.

Includes: Better than S*x (3), Floor is Lava (3), S'mores Sans Campfire (3),
What the F*ck Velvet (3), Limited Edition Valentine's Packaging


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Inventory Status: Sold out

The Last Crumb Core Collection

Better Than S*x

Better Than S*x

Three variations of chocolate: dark chocolate, rich chocolate and milk chocolate. A mix of both chips and chunks for textural variation. Caramelized butter based dough with the slightest hint of coffee to leave your taste buds guessing. Maldon Sea Salt, just a pinch, to make you salivate and balance out the sweetness.
Better Than S*x
50 Cent

Everything but the Candles

Cake batter. Why? Uhm… because it’s a birthday cake cookie? Caramelized butter because it’s way tastier (and boujier) than regular butter. Vanilla frosting because everyone hates the asshat that shows up to the Birthday party with some super random icing flavor. Oh, and there is also confetti and sprinkles because we’re celebrating your pretty face.
Everything but the Candles
The Madonna

The Madonna

Peanut Butter, always natural. Peanut Butter cups and chips. Peanut Butter Swirl. Milk Chocolate. Maldon Sea Salt, sprinkled to taste.
The Madonna
When Life gives you Lemons

When Life gives you Lemons

Lemon, obviously. Lemon Zest (for zest). Marshmallow and vanilla chips to add some fluffy, gooey, fatty sweetness to that zest. Graham Cracker Crust because it’s the only crust that matters, really
When Life gives you Lemons
The Floor is Lava

The Floor is Lava

Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate. Dutch chocolate. Okay, now we’re just showing off. Espresso, just a hint not enough to leave you jumping off the walls like you’re playing the floor is lava. And, in the center of all of it there is ooey-gooey chocolate core made of ganache, just a fancy schmancy word for chocolate cream.
The Floor is Lava
Macadamnia

Macadamnia

Macadamia Nuts, toasted. Butter, caramelized. Caramel, salted. Extra rich thick cut white chocolate chunks. A nice sprinkling of Maldon Sea Salt.
Macadamnia

The James Dean

Milk, malted. Malt balls. Light Cocoa. Chocolate, both white and semi-sweet. Oreo’s, in fat chunks because no one likes Oreo pixy-dust.
The James Dean
What the F*ck Velvet

What the F*ck Velvet

Apple Cider Vinegar (for the twang). Buttermilk powder (for more twang). Light cocoa base (for a sweet twang). Homemade extra velvety cream cheese frosting to make your taste buds feel like they’re on an emotional roller-coaster. Red food coloring? Go f*ck yourself.
What the F*ck Velvet
Not Today Mr. Muffin Man

Not Today Mr. Muffin Man

Wild blueberries from Maine or somewhere near Maine. Those same wild blueberries made into a puree. And, of course, streusel. Crafted on Drury Lane directly across from the Muffin Man’s headquarters.
Not Today Mr. Muffin Man
Netflix And Crunch

Netflix And Crunch

Cinnamon, duh. Sugar, duh. Everything nice, duh. Cinnamon streusel, cinnamon graham cracker crust and a generous vanilla milk swirl because we fucking love you. Oh, and we stuff the damn thing with a cinnamon bun filling because we’re deviants.
Netflix And Crunch
S'mores Sans Campfire

S'mores Sans Campfire

Fat, fluffy marshmallows, toasted. Dark chocolate for bite. Milk chocolate for love. Cinnamon Graham cracker crust (because what’s a S’more without some Graham Crackers). And, a drizzle of dark chocolate to add the perfect amount of bite.
S'mores Sans Campfire
Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong

Marshmallows, thick. Pudding, extra-thick. Ivory white chocolate. Crispy (never soggy) vanilla wafers. Banana. Like, the actual banana not the fake kind that our chemists will have to lie about years down the road. We don’t even have chemists.
Donkey Kong