The lore of Stingy Jack are tales of a mischievous rascal who tried to make a deal with the devil. The devil killed him and then they said his soul wandered the earth at night, lit by a single coal in a hollowed out turnip. Later when the Irish immigrated to the United States they swapped turnips for pumpkins. And thank god for the Irish, or we’d have a turnip cinnamon roll cookie instead.

The lore of Stingy Jack are tales of a mischievous rascal who tried to make a deal with the devil. The devil killed him and then they said his soul wandered the earth at night, lit by a single coal in a hollowed out turnip. Later when the Irish immigrated to the United States they swapped turnips for pumpkins. And thank god for the Irish, or we’d have a turnip cinnamon roll cookie instead.

While making an apple pie cookie, we had to consider Jim in American Pie who fornicated with a freshly-baked Apple Pie that Jim’s mother had worked very hard on (pun intended) and whose father walked in on him and was, surprisingly, extremely understanding about the whole pie-hunching incident. And now, all of this brings us to this Apple Pie Cookie that we swear we didn’t do anything to besides bake with the same amount of love that Ben’s mom once baked hers.

While making an apple pie cookie, we had to consider Jim in American Pie who fornicated with a freshly-baked Apple Pie that Jim’s mother had worked very hard on (pun intended) and whose father walked in on him and was, surprisingly, extremely understanding about the whole pie-hunching incident. And now, all of this brings us to this Apple Pie Cookie that we swear we didn’t do anything to besides bake with the same amount of love that Ben’s mom once baked hers.

The beret is the most versatile accessory in existence. It’s as much creative, thoughtful and introspective as it is bold, rebellious and uniquely badass.

The beret is the most versatile accessory in existence. It’s as much creative, thoughtful and introspective as it is bold, rebellious and uniquely badass.

Sequels usually blow becuase it sucks coming up with a second name for something that was already pretty damn great. So, we just settled for "Red Velvet AF" because this cookie is kind of like the "what the **** velvet" but it just slaps way harder.

Sequels usually blow becuase it sucks coming up with a second name for something that was already pretty damn great. So, we just settled for "Red Velvet AF" because this cookie is kind of like the "what the **** velvet" but it just slaps way harder.