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2ND COLLECTION
PREVIEW NO. 13-15
Three unreleased flavors from our next collection plus nine OG flavors from our Core Collection.
Handmade cookies, freshly baked in LA, and delivered directly to your doorstep.
A limited early preview of our next collection. Official release date: TBD. Get them while you can.
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No. 13 - Dazzle Me Darling
No. 14 - Creme De La Crumb
No. 15 - We're Onto You, Doughboy
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Better Than S*x

Better Than S*x

Three variations of chocolate: dark chocolate, rich chocolate and milk chocolate. A mix of both chips and chunks for textural variation. Caramelized butter based dough with the slightest hint of coffee to leave your taste buds guessing. Maldon Sea Salt, just a pinch, to make you salivate and balance out the sweetness.
Better Than S*x
50 Cent

Everything but the Candles

Cake batter. Why? Uhm… because it’s a birthday cake cookie? Caramelized butter because it’s way tastier (and boujier) than regular butter. Vanilla frosting because everyone hates the asshat that shows up to the Birthday party with some super random icing flavor. Oh, and there is also confetti and sprinkles because we’re celebrating your pretty face.
Everything but the Candles
The Madonna

The Madonna

Peanut Butter, always natural. Peanut Butter cups and chips. Peanut Butter Swirl. Milk Chocolate. Maldon Sea Salt, sprinkled to taste.
The Madonna
When Life gives you Lemons

When Life gives you Lemons

Lemon, obviously. Lemon Zest (for zest). Marshmallow and vanilla chips to add some fluffy, gooey, fatty sweetness to that zest. Graham Cracker Crust because it’s the only crust that matters, really
When Life gives you Lemons
Macadamnia

Macadamnia

Macadamia Nuts, toasted. Butter, caramelized. Caramel, salted. Extra rich thick cut white chocolate chunks. A nice sprinkling of Maldon Sea Salt.
Macadamnia
What the F*ck Velvet

What the F*ck Velvet

Apple Cider Vinegar (for the twang). Buttermilk powder (for more twang). Light cocoa base (for a sweet twang). Homemade extra velvety cream cheese frosting to make your taste buds feel like they’re on an emotional roller-coaster. Red food coloring? Go f*ck yourself.
What the F*ck Velvet
Not Today Mr. Muffin Man

Not Today Mr. Muffin Man

Wild blueberries from Maine or somewhere near Maine. Those same wild blueberries made into a puree. And, of course, streusel. Crafted on Drury Lane directly across from the Muffin Man’s headquarters.
Not Today Mr. Muffin Man
S'mores Sans Campfire

S'mores Sans Campfire

Fat, fluffy marshmallows, toasted. Dark chocolate for bite. Milk chocolate for love. Cinnamon Graham cracker crust (because what’s a S’more without some Graham Crackers). And, a drizzle of dark chocolate to add the perfect amount of bite.
S'mores Sans Campfire
Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong

Marshmallows, thick. Pudding, extra-thick. Ivory white chocolate. Crispy (never soggy) vanilla wafers. Banana. Like, the actual banana not the fake kind that our chemists will have to lie about years down the road. We don’t even have chemists.
Donkey Kong
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How to keep 'em fresh

We bake throughout the week.
Our cookies stay fresh for 2 weeks, then we recommend freezing.