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The Best Green Salsa!

I’ve finally done it! I’ve successfully reverse engineered Taqueria El Favorito’s (fresh) green salsa, the best salsa I’ve ever encountered in all my travels. Now let me tell you, I’ve eaten Mexican food in Mexico, Portugal (please don’t even ask), France (same goes for here), Italy (and here), Venezuela, Arizona, New Mexico, and in hundreds of places across California, and I’ve decided that the best (fresh) green salsa comes right out of my own hometown, Santa Rosa, CA, at Taqueria El Favorito (formerly El Farolito).I must admit that I’ve never been to Texas, save the airports, and I’ve never tried Ninfa’s Green Sauce now made famous by the Houston Chronicle and the Homesick Texan who swears it’s the best, but I can tell you that the recipe shown below will be much more robust in the garlic and cilantro areas, and it will keep looking fresh longer because it has lime juice which slows down the oxidation process.

Now let me explain why I keep putting (fresh) in front of green salsa. It’s because I don’t want to step on my brother in law’s toes. Andy is already famous for his green salsa, but his is the cooked version, and it’s the best damned cooked version I’ve ever tasted. It was a big hit during the cocktail hour at my recent wedding. Unfortunately he’ll only divulge what’s in it, not how much of what’s in it, is in it. I can only hope that one day he’ll come clean and share the secret recipe.

Back to my salsa! Where was I? Oh yes, I just wanted to let you know that my wife Mary loves this salsa so much, that today after finishing off the last of the tortilla chips, she began to eat the salsa on soda crackers. I, on the other hand, went straight for a spoon.

–The Best (Fresh) Green Salsa

*1 pound of 1″ size tomatillos, husked, rinsed, and quartered
*1 bunch fresh cilantro (about 2 ounces by weight after trimming the stems), rinsed, and roughly chopped
*2 limes, squeezed
*9 cloves of garlic
*1 small white onion or half a large one, chopped
*2-3 green jalapeno peppers (makes a medium spicy salsa), stemmed, and chopped
*2 avocados, sliced
*1 1/2 cups water depending on the viscosity desired
*1 tsp. cumin (or to taste)
*3 tsp. salt (or to taste)
*1/2 tsp. black pepper (or to taste)

Method:

1. Combine all ingredients in a food processor or blender, except for the cumin, salt, and black pepper.

2. Blend until a smooth texture is achieved.

3. Add spices and mix thoroughly.

4. Adjust spice levels to your liking.

5. After numbing your taste buds doing too much quality control, insist that your spouse or a good friend keep testing it to see if it tastes like the real McCoy.

6. Continue this until they feel ill.

7. If they come back for more the following day, or later that night, you know you’ve got the real deal.

8. This recipe yields a little under a quart of salsa. Refrigerate what you don’t eat right away.